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Top Ten Reasons Not To Live In Close Proximity To Your Crush

1. You lose allure once he's seen you fresh outta bed in boxers and morning breath
2. All of his flaws and your flaws are easier to see
   
3. Too much opportunity for spazzyness
4. Wouldn't you get sick of seeing him all them time? Half the fun is running into him at random times
5. Awkwardly trying to hide your blush in front of friends
6. The constant need to be in flirt mode is exhausting
7. Its too hard to make a top ten because all of the aforementioned reasons rock as is