Fight the Power

Top Ten Reasons Kerry Should Live With Me Next Year
10. I called dibs on 220, the awesome room
9. It would force me to actually clean my room. The last frontier on the organization front.
8. I don't like sketchy guys in the room either.
7. I adore Britney Spears as much as she does, possibly even more.
6. I thoroughly approve pink and flowers everywhere in the room.
5. I can sew her as many pillows as she wishes.
4. I make a mean breakfast spread.
3. We stay up all hours of the night any way.
2. The room has already been redecorated with our imaginations anyway.
1. We'd be awesome roommates who would never have a problem.