"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, but I think I'll miss this one this year. As a lovely gift, my parents got me a free 10 day membership to the gym. Ughhhhhhhhhh DO NOT WANT!

Where are you now?

Top Ten Weird Things That Happened This Morning

1. I woke up at 5 am with no problem, although waking up at 7:30, 9, 10, 11, or any other time of the day seems impossible
2. Opie and Anthony were on the radio at that hour
3. Holly did not wake up
4. Stepped on a binder, where the ring is, which punched a hole in the plastic, which pierced my heel, all while the binder is sliding on the floor, causing me to crash into the fridge and fall on my butt.
5. Holly still has not woken up
6. Head down to the lounge where I find people who have not slept yet.
7. Almost miss my 8 am exam because I forget that after 7am is 8am, not 7am again
8. I slip on black ice on the curb across the street from my exam
9. Manage to show up 10 minutes before my prof, even though I get to the room at 7:59
10. Finished the exam in only an hour, even though I sat and bullshitted for 30 minutes.

Oh and one last thing that does fit on this list because it was so bizarre.
At 5:30am I got a text from a random number that had a West Mass. area code that said:
"Hey this is Caitlin this is my new cell number! Sorry its so late at night I can't sleep"
To which I replied:
"Who is this?"
"Caitlin lol Her Last Name"
"Sorry, I don't know you"
"This is not Mark?"
"Nope you are pretty far off with Mark"
"Oh god sorry! Got the number wrong Sorry about the time and all too"
"That's okay, I was up. Good luck finding Mark"
5 minutes goes by
"Fuck I bet he gave me the wrong number brit i feel so dumb! And made an idiot of my self to some random person!"
"Its not brit, still me"
"Wow I sent that to you haha god sorry now i am a retard! Sorry promise no more from me lol"

So far she's kept her promise. But what are the chances she has the same first name as me, and spells it the same way....

KLJFoijfsoierumfrjk

OH MY GOD YOU DUMB BUMBLE FUCK! YOU'RE FRIEND DID NOT COME UP WITH THAT SAYING! YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS IS FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB! GO RENT IT YOU MORON AND APPRECIATE THE CLASSICS!

Sorry, someone quoted that line on Facebook and it pisses me off when people think their friends are geniuses for coming up with that line. Gwjfksejfoiearjtf fuck!

Smoke the marajuana, sail the sea of sin...

Top Ten Reasons I Should Not Run In Tomorrow's 5k

1. I haven't worked out in weeks
2. I haven't run in months
3. I've got a stomach virus, fever, and possible throat infection
4. I hate running
5. Its supposed to be 34 degrees out tomorrow
6. I have to wake up at 7am
7. Finals start and I should be studying
8. I can't run, even when I'm in shape
9. I might throw up on the way to the race, forget the actual race its self
10. Did I mention I hate running?

Top 5 Reasons to Run

1. Its for Toys For Tots
2. Its only a 5k, I've run much further
3. The runners' high
4. I'm doing something good for my body and for someone else
5. Kate would kill me if I ditched her
   

I love that thing you doooooo.

I'm sick as hell. I hate it. I almost threw up on friends to day, but if its any consolation I can run away fairly fast.

I'm President of MEXICO, Managing Extraneous Involvement for CAP's Organization. Whoot!

Everythings gonna be alright....

GO SEE PSYCHO BEACH PARTY IN SCOTT HALL 135!!!

WHY?!?!?!

1. JMike in drag
2. Shaved heads (and other things)
3. Guy on Guy action
4. Dancing
5. Sun, Sand, and Surf in December!!!

Yipppy!!!

I'm sick of feeling like I've lost this fight...

I am sick and tired of the bullshit. So in honor of that, here is my list of things to do instead of listening and dealing with the bullshit.

1. Concentrating on my grades, because we all know I need help there
2. Take up a hobby, like knitting or entomology
3. Find what makes me happy
4. Write the next great American novel
5. Finish the stack of books that try to be the next great American novel
6. Become a better cook
7. Become a better person
8. Travel the world
9. Get a job so I can not be poor
10. Sleep a full 8 hours a night
    

I can't help...

For the first time I wrote in a "diary". And by diary, I mean my yellow legal pad. I wrote down everything I wanted to say about this weekends debacle. I've re-typed it in case anyone is wondering what the hell I'm talking about...

I like you, there's no way around it. From the moment I saw you across the crowded room, I knew you were perfect. It was a scene from a movie, a terrible romantic comedy where I have to go through all the ups and downs of your relationships without the benefit of being in one. I'll never complain and never wish you anything but happiness, even if it is not with me. Because all I can do is hope that you'll eventually see the light and choose me.