I know I like dancing with you

Dear Brain,
Stop staying up til 4am. He doesn't like you. All he wants to do is talk about his broken heart and your friend.

Love,
Your exhausted body

The choir is a singing

Top Ten Things That Rock About Thanksgiving
10. Football, 'nuff said
9. Deliciously, glorious food in abundance
8. Its chilly but not too chilly out to go have some fun before dinner is served
7. The post fest nap is sometimes the best sleep I get all week
6. It is almost Christmas time!
5. I get to sleep in
4. No classes for a few days
3. I get to see my doggies, the whole herd of em
2. Pumpkin Pie
1. The Rockettes, my dream job....

Fight the Power

Top Ten Reasons Kerry Should Live With Me Next Year
10. I called dibs on 220, the awesome room
9. It would force me to actually clean my room. The last frontier on the organization front.
8. I don't like sketchy guys in the room either.
7. I adore Britney Spears as much as she does, possibly even more.
6. I thoroughly approve pink and flowers everywhere in the room.
5. I can sew her as many pillows as she wishes.
4. I make a mean breakfast spread.
3. We stay up all hours of the night any way.
2. The room has already been redecorated with our imaginations anyway.
1. We'd be awesome roommates who would never have a problem.

Runnin, Runnin, Runnin, Runnin

Top Ten Reasons Not To Live In Close Proximity To Your Crush

1. You lose allure once he's seen you fresh outta bed in boxers and morning breath
2. All of his flaws and your flaws are easier to see
   
3. Too much opportunity for spazzyness
4. Wouldn't you get sick of seeing him all them time? Half the fun is running into him at random times
5. Awkwardly trying to hide your blush in front of friends
6. The constant need to be in flirt mode is exhausting
7. Its too hard to make a top ten because all of the aforementioned reasons rock as is
   

Little less conversation, a little more action...

Lecture classes are pretty pointless, the whole sitting in a giant room and having someone talk at you is not really a appealing or helpful. The class I'm sitting in now is the worst, the kind where the prof encourages you to ask questions, and then demeans you for asking. I feel like skipping the class often is a waste of tuition, so instead I do other things during the class, I consider it multitasking. In honor of that, I've decided today's list will be about the top things I do in class.

1. Check my fantasy hockey teams. I'm slightly obsessed with it since I play against my biggest rivals, my brother and father. The only problem with doing this is the cursing I wish I could be doing if my team is floundering.

2. Browsing What Would Tyler Durden Do and The Superficial. Slightly less addicting is the celebrity gossip pages that I'll check every few hours to see what's going on in the world of plastic and gold.

3. Picking classes. Its almost time to schedule them, and I still have no idea what I want to take, so I spend hours browsing the web pages.

4. Filling in the lyrics for my iPod. I just realized that my iTouch (yeah I know its really the iPod Touch, but mine is a music pedophile, deal with it) has a neat feature that lets you scroll through the lyrics as you listen to the song without looking em up online. So a few thousand songs takes a while to look up.

5. Texting. This is quite possibly my favorite activity, and obviously its not limited to class, but it is a fun thing to do during class.

6. StumbleUpon is an evil and addicting button that frequently causes me to stiffle giggles.

So yeah its a Top Six list, but its my damn list and I get to pick the rules!

Now that the night is over, And the sun comes like a god

This format of the blog is getting boring. Random stories are alright, but I feel like every other blog has the same witty (or unwitty) stories of trying to survive family, friends, and classes. I was thinking that new format should be random Top Tens, or Fives, or Thirties, or whatever I feel like at that moment. If I can't think of anything, then I'll just write a story or tell a joke or whatever.

As my first Top List, I've decided on...
TOP FIVE BLOGS (NOT WRITTEN BY MY FRIENDS)
1. The Lady's Trim by Nick Gaudio (now under the pseudonym NG Hatfield because he keeps getting in trouble) It is a retired blog, but some of his earlier stuff is hilarious. Later on it get's a bit odd, but still really amazing.
2. RangerLand What a surprise, number two on the list is a hockey blog, on none other than the Rangers.
3. MattGunn.ca Once again a retired blog, but still awesome, all about Canada and hockey.
4. The Panda Page I'm not sure if this is a blog or just a website, but its awesomely racisit.
5. These Go To Eleven Its not updated regularly but when it is, there's some pretty crazy stuff. Basically I fell in love with it because one of the authors called The Beatles overrated. <3

I haven't gone to bed yet, my body aches, my mind is racing, and my eyes are killing me.

You ever forget who you're friends with on Facebook? I mean its never happened to me before but I look at people who have 634342 friends, and I gotta wonder how many of them are actually your friend? What I love is how I met people. I don't like clicking the standard boxes, I usually go for the Other box and type out the story. When I go back there's an amusing little story next to it. There was one amusing story I could go without, it was a friendship that started out amazing and only ended in hurt. Long story short, some guy used me, his best friend told me what was up after a few weeks and now that guy and I no longer talk. But for the longest time I was able to forget how much that friendship meant to me, until I read my Facebook story.

Sadly I am bored with Elections. I was bored half way through Tuesday, the media kinda killed it with a two year hype period.

For the first time in a long time, I'm happy I'm single. I kinda like it. Its an odd feeling.

I wish it wasn't November.

I'm going to the MoMa this weekend for the first time. I'm sad to say that I live so friggin close to NYC, but I never really take trips in. Honestly, the city to me is a place to go see hockey. Wheeeee hockey!!

I'm sad to say that I'm super psyched that Marty Brodeur is out for so many months, that news was up there with Tom Brady and Tony Homo's injuries.

I just found 4 cheerios in my bra!

Is going to sleep even worth it at this point? I should really just get up and shower and start my day and just go to bed redic early later.

I wish it wasn't November

So good night good night....

I am not a people person. I should not be around people. I can't deal with them. They drive me insane and I don't want to be around them. I should just sit in a corner and not speak. I just want to disappear into a wall so I don't have to deal with them.