4.25.2007

That's What I Said


The That's What She Said Joke is old and over played, unless your immature like the PV Throwing Team. Our poor coach is busy trying to make us better throwers, and we are just shy of rolling on the ground laughing.
"You need more lift"
"That's what she said..."
"
You lacking power"
"That's what she said..."
"
Stop being so weak"
"That's what she said..."
"
Don't stop, GO ALL THE WAY"
"That's what she said..."
"
Your trading power for lift, you gotta get both going"
"That's what she said..."
"
Just drop the load there"
"That's what she said..."
"
Don't get sloppy, keep it clean"
"That's what she said..."
"
Keep it up longer"
"That's what she said..."
This continued for another half hour, the coaches repeated the same lines over and over. The jokes never got old though. As I was leaving practice one of the new girls asked if I prefered a rubber discus or a wooden and metal discus. I thought about it for a minute and responded with "The rubbers make it easier in the beginning... pause... but that's what she said" and walked away with the whole team laughing and crying.

Until later,
C

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